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Jul 12th, 14 ♥ 12:22am] |
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[Sunday
Jun 28th, 09 ♥ 2:15pm] |
Meg: Rain Rain, go away. Come again another day. Little children want to play. Rain rain, go away.
Dude: Let's dance naked in the rain.
Meg: ... You've just soiled a perfectly innocent childhood memory for me. I hope you're happy. :-b
Dude: Very happy. :D
Dude: PS you, innocent? Even in childhood--ha!
Meg: I resent that slur upon my honor, good sir, and thank you not to cast your aspersions upon my impeccable character. In other words: Fuck you.
Dude: We say, "Fuck you very much" where I come from. Shows you have manners.
...later...
Dude: You madam, are on fire with your witticisms. As on fire as a crotch full of the clap.
Meg: ...
Meg: Good man, you have rendered me speechless.
Meg: Nothing like being compared to a venereal disease to bring out the very best wit.
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[Wednesday
Nov 26th, 08 ♥ 12:47pm] |
Just saw Twilight.
Not as bad as I expected.
Bella isn't wearing any pants.
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[Wednesday
Jul 2nd, 08 ♥ 1:35am] |
Um. Ten days till my birthday. Having two parties. One is a get together at a local drive-in theatre, including cake. The other is to be a bonfire and munchies, music and such at my home.
Hooray. I'll be nineteen.
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| Some pictures! |
[Friday
Jun 20th, 08 ♥ 2:07pm] |
Two batches of pics today. The first is myself and my youngest sister. She could be my child.
( Cutest Bebe Ever! )
Most of these are from the Mindless Self Indulgence concert I went to on the 17th of June.
( Random Shit! )
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[Thursday
Jun 19th, 08 ♥ 11:34pm] |
So I haven't been around lately caus of work and I'm trying to keep up with InsaneJournal more. I'll try to update this at the same time.
HERE'S SOME PICTURES FOR YOU!!
( There could be Inappropriate things under Here )
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[Thursday
Apr 24th, 08 ♥ 11:33pm] |
I'm almost positive my heart stopped.
No more beating of the most important human organ.
No more blood pumping through the arteries.
No love.
I lie. It's full of it. Full of love, and of life. I shall start at the beginning.
I was in the shower. Thinking, as usual. I thought: Why can't I just risk the answer No and ask him out? Then a pang in my chest set me ablaze. I thought I was going to be in a world of pain like normal. [I have bad chest problems.] This was not the case though. My hand immediately grasped the pale flesh above my breasts and then I stopped breathing for just a moment. I felt as though my heart was no longer there. I felt like a hollow shell.
And I then I cried for a good five minutes. The scalding water was not helping the feelings of loneliness. The silence of my house. I wanted so much to have someone that could come in and wrap their arms around me. I want someone that will comfort me. I want someone to call when things get so unbelievable unhandable. [Which isn't a word I believe.]
I want so much to caress your cheek, to stroke your cheek. I want to kiss you. I want to have the courage to knock on your door. With a movie perhaps.
I realized why I am unable to ask him out. I work up the courage to ask him out between the times I see him. Then he will come in and my heart will flutter, my stomach will empty and then immediately fill with horrid butterfly like creatures. All the courage I worked so hard towards just leaks right out my ear and down to the floor. Where it is stomped on, crushed, battered, beaten, and torn. Then it is no more.
Oh god fuck. Why?
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| I was successful in the getting of a phone number. |
[Friday
Apr 18th, 08 ♥ 7:11am] |
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I was hanging out at a Minit Mart until about 3:30 am the other morning. I was talking to my new friend Tim and this guy I've talked to before and I kinda like him. I got his number and I have plans to call him today and make plans with him for Saturday. Hooray. I'm so excited. I still like James way more and if I see him tonight I am going to ask him to have some coffee with me on Saturday also. But probably later in the night. I think Blake is having a party on Saturday anyways. Maybe Adam or James could come with me. Adam is older than James but he looks younger, BUT he also has a little boy. Who is four and completely adorable. He looks like his pop and has the cutest red hair.
I like older guys. Obviously. I'm just sick of being alone.
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[Thursday
Apr 17th, 08 ♥ 10:30am] |
Subject: Did you hear about the hunger crisis?
Hi,
The world hunger crisis is all over the news this week. In just three years, the price of staple foods like wheat, corn and rice has almost doubled. If we don't do something soon, hundreds of thousands of people face starvation and a hundred million more could fall into extreme poverty.
I just took action with the ONE Campaign and you can too, here:
http://www.one.org/hungercrisis?rc=hctaf
It's a good cause to try and get the G8 summit to do something about Global Hunger. It's something we can actually prevent. All you need to do is type your name, your nickname, a comment, a message to the president and to the summit. And submit it.
My mom buys organic dishwasher fluid. I'm proud of her.
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[Monday
Mar 10th, 08 ♥ 1:47am] |
So it's been... forever since I updated. Sorry.
I'm alive, and I'm bored out of my mind. If you want to: I update my greatestjournal way more than this. http://sithlordjesse.greatestjournal.com I have quite a few posts that aren't friends only.
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| Final Fantasy XII |
[Thursday
Dec 28th, 06 ♥ 4:42pm] |
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I'm so done with this game.
It's driving me craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy!
I'm still gonna play it... but damn.
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[Tuesday
Dec 19th, 06 ♥ 3:30am] |
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Alright Ladies.
I have medium length hair. It's around my shoulders. I'd really like to have it cut where it's shorter in the back and then longer in the front. The only problem is... is that I can't find a picture to show the woman who will be cutting my hair.
If anyone can find one or if you have a similar haircut, could ya possibly help me out and link me or post one here?
I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!
<3 Jess
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| HELP!!! |
[Saturday
Dec 16th, 06 ♥ 8:19pm] |
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Alright Ladies.
I have medium length hair. It's around my shoulders. I'd really like to have it cut where it's shorter in the back and then longer in the front. The only problem is... is that I can't find a picture to show the woman who will be cutting my hair.
If anyone can find one or if you have a similar haircut, could ya possibly help me out and link me or post one here?
I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!
<3 Jess
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| Female Comebacks |
[Wednesday
Oct 18th, 06 ♥ 1:14am] |
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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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| Argh, if ye don't be celebratin' de holiday, get yer arse on the plank! |
[Tuesday
Sep 19th, 06 ♥ 6:31am] |
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Aye that is correct me hearties! Today be the day of the Pirate Talk. Polish off those peglegs and hide yer booty, fer this Pirate Wench is on her way to steal yer shit!
The plank is ready and willing to be walked, aye! If ye be talkin like normal non-pirate, this be ye warnin'!
(and so my pirate talk doesn't suck completely?)
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| I hate to do this....... |
[Tuesday
Sep 19th, 06 ♥ 6:30am] |
I really hate to say this... cause there might actually be an alexis bledel fan out there... reading this...
Alexis Bledel (if that's even spelled right) isn't very pretty.
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